21.6.05
haiku
So I was in Iraq for the first year of that fun excursion and I did some haikus. A sample:
What’s not obvious?
All I say is wrong to him
He’s right all the time
Crazed Coalition
Fifty friendly foreigners
Angry at Arabs
An alcoholic
Desert dry-out difficult
Give me a drink please
Rest not authorized
Nor are days off, because then
Soldiers cause trouble
When can we go home?
Most will leave in December
Not us sacrificed.
The Army promise
Sign up and get big bonus
Or not, you sucker
What’s not obvious?
All I say is wrong to him
He’s right all the time
Crazed Coalition
Fifty friendly foreigners
Angry at Arabs
An alcoholic
Desert dry-out difficult
Give me a drink please
Rest not authorized
Nor are days off, because then
Soldiers cause trouble
When can we go home?
Most will leave in December
Not us sacrificed.
The Army promise
Sign up and get big bonus
Or not, you sucker
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